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Born in the Eighties 494: Head Cheese

Yeah, you got your mortadell’ your gabagool, your bologna.  Basic cold cuts.  Head cheese is for real dudes.  Get that collagen in ya.  

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Born in the Eighties 493: The Vegetation Lounge

Imagine this, you have your book-it free personal pan pizza coupon in hand, your mom pulls in to the pizza hut parking lot.  You have tickets to see Fern Gully later, but right now, it is time to have a piece of heaven in the garden room.  Everyone had one of those right? A vegetation lounge? A sun room? Greenhouse?  Just my pizza hut?  Ahh.. memories.

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I suck at food

This is a blog where I talk about how fucked up my relationship with food is, and my current battle against both genetics and the processed food industry to be healthy.

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Born in the Eighties 492: Peanut Butter Lady

Jon’s AT&T fiber went out for a long weekend, and that was not a pleasant time.  TJ brings up the Mtn Dew spreadsheet rankings for our perusal, and something weird is afoot in the Buffalo Wild Wings subreddit.  We will also educate you on “Pig Butchering” scams and how to avoid them.

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Born in the Eighties 491: Too Much Dew

TJ, Jon and Lauren travel to the great state of Missouri (Misery) to visit Spanky and sample the various mountain dews of the country.  We see sharks, get hopped up on donkey sauce, throw out our voices shouting at “Gambler” and lived to tell the tale.  There was truly too much Dew.

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Born in the Eighties 490: Rainin’ McCain

You know the world is infected by the woke mind virus when even the Tabacco companies are changing their mascots.  McCain never would have allowed this.

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Born in the Eighties 489: Haunted Landlords

Ooooh sorry! Is your rental unit haunted? That isn’t covered under our maintenence policy.  You should get the apartment cleansed, at your own expense of course.  Also, how many entities did you say were staying with you? 2? Well, if you have more than 4 in the apartment, we will need to increase your rent!

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Born in the Eighties 488: Major Kenergy

Ken would probably join the union right?  I would hope so, or Ron Perlman might burn his house down.  Those giant enemy crabs look great in HD though right?  Maybe you could mod your 3ds to play whatever game that reference is from? It has to be easier than assembling a salad right?  Before we start, say it with me now, RIIIIDGGEEE RAACCCCEEEERRR!!!!

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Born in the Eighties 487: Moo Moo Milkers

TJ takes his family into the wild wild wilderness, Spanky hates youtube, Matt ponders what alimony is, and Jon wonders about the ethics of consuming “furries”.  All that and we play another round of “Um Actually”.

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Born in the Eighties 486: Disrupt Millennials

We have to DISRUPT the paradigm of podcasting.  We Millennials four will judge our peers, and judge them harshly.  We will also attempt to make this one “hearable”, as long as TJ just THINKS for once in his life.