Maybe that is why the kakes are so tasty? Hmm? You have a lot to answer for Tastykake, and I am not letting you off the hook either Little Debbie.
Author: Jon_Danger
When I experiment in the kitchen, it always ends up making faux-healthy expensive soda alternatives. I don’t know about you.
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The Creature
This is the script I wrote for the 2022 Bartell Ball Drop Blitz. Unfortunately due to Covid, the performance was cancelled, but I wanted to share the script I penned for a piece named “The Creature”
If you eat too many pizza toppings, you are going to blow out your gamer chair.
There should be an AI for napkin folding designs right? Probably would be just as useful as chatGPT, or Bard, or whatever the hell Google or Microsoft are trying to shove into their search engines. Also, it sucks to be a third wheel, take the hint and go relax in a scented bath, bonus points if you can pet your service dog from the bathtub.
Matt asks for anime recommendations and Jon is almost too happy to oblige. Spanky considers the rules of a problematic age gap as we talk through some more of Reddit’s “Am I the Asshole”, and TJ hosts another edition of “Um, Actually!”. Who will win? Who will lose? Tune in to find out.
Everyone has an origin story
Man, neanderthals really had it rough, no kombucha, monkfruint extract, erythritol, APFSDS rounds, or PlayStation Plus? How did they get by?!
This guy wants to kick the coolest person out of their party.
Look, sometimes you need to banish your party guests to their cold car, because they are eating potato salad.