Jon has a cold. Mercury explains how that if you want to see good butts, you watch baseball. Lantz explains the best episode of Family Feud ever. Jon theorizes that the black comedians from the 90s have formed a tontine for Brewster’s Millions. The guys talk about their favorite era of women, and Jon is definitely not into 20s women. We head into Mercury’s tales from the Sex Crypt, and nobody leaves unscathed. Mercury tells tales of Dominatrixes, Ropers, and being a drag queen. The guys also talk 80s and 90s cartoons, and yup… you guessed it… The Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles is awesome.
