The cast of Born in the Eighties put on their wizard hat and robe and delve deep into the dungeons of gaming, their +1 swords held high.
Here is my top 5 games of the year (2012). Read and enjoy.
Well, it is that time of the year, and I have decided that I should post a game of the year awards for 2012. This will be our first annual game of the year awards, and these are the opinions of mine alone, as I am the resident gamer of Partyplatypus.com. Enough chit-chat, lets get to the list.
In an effort to make their games more extreme, many publishers have decided to add a male character yelling on the cover of their games. This simple decision increases the extreme quotient of your game by over 67%. Additionally, the person buying the game might be thinking that they are being yelled at by the cover. This will invoke memories of other times they have been yelled at. Most of the time those memories will reignite deep seeded family issues and make the viewer uncomfortable. To fix this situation, the viewer will often purchase the game to stop the yelling. If the user has a clean family past, this yelling will just bring up more questions. What is the person on the cover yelling about? Are they angry that someone is trying to steal their soul with a photographic device? Did they just get punched in a sensitive area right before the photo? We have little hope for ever answering these questions, but I suspect the plot of “The Mystery of the Druids” ties in with this all somehow.
Hot off of the Lara Croft Tomb raiding action, the gang continues to pound their way through any and every video game out there. Join Jon “Danger” and Adam “Eagle Eyes” Hamm for the adventure of a lifetime. I can promise that you will enjoy this video series more than watching the prequel movies, so sit down, gag your jar-jar binks sex slave, and get ready for some Star-action… lego-style.
Episode 001 Part 1
Parts 2-4 after the jump.
After a slight dilation of the time matrix, our 2 plucky hosts return to the Lara of Crofts fabled tombs. With an entire half hour lost, the dynamic duo of Jon “Danger” and “Eagle Eyes” Hamm continue on. Will Pierre get away? Tune in to find out.
(Parts 2-4 after the jump)
Join your plucky hosts Jon “Danger” and Adam “Eagle Eyes” as they plunge the depths of Lara’s tomb. This incredible journey will evoke laughter and tears, and you just might learn a thing or two.
(4 parts on youtube, parts 2-4 available there or after the jump)