I’ve been wanting to make a list about this for a couple weeks and why not now? Here I sit, 4 in the afternoon on my third glass of gin and juice (They keep gettin’ stronger and stronger) on a day off. I’m making this list because frankly, I’m sick and tired of going to bars and having to play all the best drinking music, seriously people, I came to a bar to have a good time, not listen to blistering heavy metal (Especially not Korn, Slipknot, or Mudvayne as they are repeat offenders) and I also don’t want to hear any Rap (Here’s looking at you Eminem, who never wrote a song about drinking in his life!) I want to rock, I’ll allow a few other mellow tracks, but mostly a great drinking song is determined by how proud the band is that they have a problem, and with that I give you, The Top 25 Songs About Drinking!

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This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Drinking Game.  This game is for the original run of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon that aired in the late 80s to early 90s.  You will get drunk, you will have fun, and you might die.  We at partyplatypus.com will not be held liable for anyone’s death caused by this game.  Time to get your freaky mutant turtle drank on.

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Super Street Fighter 4 has been announced, and many new characters have been teased.  From the Native-American stereotype Thunder Hawk to the token South Korean fighter Juri.  The full list of fighters is not yet announced, but here at Party Platypus we were able to obtain a list of fighters that didn’t make the cut in the first game.  Included are concept sketches and move lists for the proposed new characters.  We can only hope that these world heroes make it into the sequel.

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Cobra wants you

North Pole; Cobra Command- Americans have recently taken to the airwaves, yearning for more health care benefits, less crippling hospital bills and medical costs, etc. But what you are about to read may change your outlook, and you just may be grateful for it. We secretly met with a few soldiers that were employed by the Cobra Command in the North Pole to hear what they thought about it. One younger soldier, and an older one who went by the moniker “Venom.” Continue reading