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Category: Born in the Eighties
Friends born in the eighties, forged in the nineties, grown up in the 00s, and in serious trouble in the 10s.
The Nintendo Switch came out, and because the game cards specifically have some sort of bittering agent on them, we absolutely had to lick them. And then lick everything.. Joycon to Joycon. This podcast is banned in 37 countries. Robots will care for us when we are old, McDonald’s says “Fuck it”, and so much more.
Learn to drink like an Adult. Don’t ghost people when you break up with them… LANCE. Also, we touch upon some podcast drama in the past, and we are joined in the last segment by my lovely fiance!
Jon decides to relieve the glory days of 2008-2009 of Rock Band gaming, TJ prepares to “Switch” to Nintendo’s new console, and Matt finds a classy joint that makes pop-tarts into haute cuisine.
Just.. too many dongs. Yandere Simulator, Pewdiepie, the ACLU bundles, Avatar and Korra. So much controversy, too much for Twitch to handle.
Sorry Luigi… Dr. Who is shaking up the cast, and Adam Matt and Jon remember the scariest Dr. Who baddies. Jon is thinking about getting into doomsday preppin, Adam joins a virtual japanese boyband for a road trip, Matt dreams of a brighter future, we talk to Koozie for a bit, and Adam reminisces of wrestling days gone by.
Boy, did we have a lot of problems when recording this one. What survived the technical issues was more Taco Bell talk, Dragon Warrior streaming on Twitch, and UFO sightings in Chile. Enjoy. Be warned, this is a rough one.
Lance joins Jon again for another late night chat. Topics include friend betrayals, surprisingly decent blues albums, acceptable bald hair cuts, unacceptable amounts of tattoos, on set disputes over buffoonery, the inauguration, crystal bowls, when musicians go bad, and much more. If you don’t listen in, you will be SAD!
Let’s talk about the Nintendo Switch, talking to bots, Twitch and Youtube drama, odd sexual fetishes, and a heck of a dang lot more. Melissaphilia is the hot new thang. Get your bee beards ready!
When you walk the mean streets of New Donk City like I do, you learn one thing. That the Nintendo Switch is going to be out on March 3rd in the US, and cost 299 USD. You think you have what it takes to survive the mean streets of NDC? You better come prepared with a pro controller and a joy con charging dock! Tell em’ pimp Bowser sent ya. Peace.