Who could it be? What is happening? Who was that mysterious man? Why is Adam wrapped in chains? Who cares?
Tag: Lance Kilcoyne
Lauren Welch joins us to battle quizbot, and promote her improv show on Monday the 27th. Then, Lance, Adam, and Jon brainstorm what would happen if aliens existed, and how adam would react to being abducted by aliens. (Spoiler: Adam is really quiet and doesn’t believe any of it) Also, listen to how Jon’s accent slowly takes a trip around the world.Continue reading
A teacher dresses up as Mark Twain but forgets to wear the pants, Jon’s 5th grade music class induces a Vietnam flashback. Ninjas break into cars, and get chased away by guidos weilding guns. A modern re-telling of “Top Gun” would be flawed fundamentally, though U.S. Military planes have kick ass names. In Rural America, everyone drinks and drives, while attempting to elude the cops. We discuss the Mechanics of getting a blowjob whilst walking, and how awesome sticking your torso out of a sunroof is. Ghost ride an ATV dirty, and become a living god, meet Jack Hardcase, NBC CEO and remember, Patricia is the worst female name. Links and more after the break.
Adam and Jon are again joined by their guest Lance to talk about everything from the Bat Cave’s secret playboy grotto to the ability for drunken girls to take the fall at a party busted by the cops. Lance outruns the local police, and whips a “shitty” in his dodge neon. Meanwhile, Jon contemplates whether or not someone died in his car before he bought it. All of the while Adam tries to decide whether the BK kids club or the extreme ghostbusters is more diverse. All this and more in the 7th episode. If you listened to these once a day, that would be a full week, and you would be a weird person for doing so. Episode Links, downloads and web player after the break.
This week Adam and Jon talk to their good friend and old roommate Lance. He is a funny person, and he adds his unique point of view to the stuck up and stuffy podcast that Adam and Jon run. His new free-wheeling ways upset the establishment and he is thrown out for being too “real”. But, banding together with his new pal Rowdy Roddy Piper, Lance gets set to take over the airwaves with his own brand of realism. Through a hilarious romp-ridden musical montage Lance takes over the studio from the opressors. Jon and Adam end up with pies in their faces, and a Tears for Fears song plays as the kids win!! Yay! Also, Donkey Lips is still alive, I repeat, Donkey Lips is still alive. Episode Player, Download Links and more after the break!