Jon, Adam and Lantz talk X-men, and how zany that cartoon was. We watched it before podcasting, and Jesus H Christ that show moves at a mile a minute. Lantz and Jon mention football and completely silence Adam. Jon makes the most ridiculous references ever, admits his love of blonde haired douche bags, and tries to figure out what sexy lady superhero he would be.
Thor comes crashing into the room asking whether or not our drinking problem is truly helping the war effort against the frost giants. A dude runs in while tripping balls on bath salts and not only steals Adam’s innocence, but also runs off with our beloved pet goat named after a children’s TV show character. It isn’t Lantz’s fault that the guys working the kitchen at the pizza place ruined their computer by watching porn, but he still has to do his laundry in that murder dungeon of a basement of his apartment. We can all agree that Star Wars would have been 100x more depressing with Christopher Walken playing Han Solo.