MCDONALDS SECRET ALERT COOKIE TOTE ALERT! You want bakers dozen of lip smacking ass cracking melty gooey chocolate chip cookies? McDonalds has them, yes they do. Adam has the insider knowledge. Star Wars is here, and the guys are quasi pumped about it. Jon is not humble about his bundle troubles, and Adam adventures in a time. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! DID JON JUST SAY HE DONATED TO A KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN!?!

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Lance and Jon reminisce about their McDonald’s work experiences.  Lance makes sure that those hand towels are safe and secure.  Jon needs to memorize his sandwiches.  Lance entails his crazy run in with the world’s lamest biker party where someone has their whammy bar tugged.  The gang discusses terrible job experiences, and Jon gives the greatest tip for job interviews… lie.  If allowed time travel, Jon would go back to the 60s, and live Don Draper’s life, Adam wouldn’t go back in time.  The past is so mainstream.. Adam is a hipster.  Lance would go back to a time where he could use food and small trinkets for sexual favors.  The guys talk about freaky dreams and sexy co-workers.  Adam is constantly shot in his dreams.  Send us your dreams at bitecast@gmail.com or leave us a comment below. Continue reading