More Melissaphilia minute! TJ brings us all down on his birthday, reminding us that death is all around us. Matt experiences the new MST3K season, and Jon rants about the Fyre festival for a bit. TJ also introduces our Patreon backed feature, the “Rom of the Month” Club.
The 300 FPS cat bowser dance is unsettling.. but I can’t look away. Bowser don’t care tho… Nintendo Switch chat, Rifftrax, ladies eating steak, bear meat, venison at arbys, and so much Waifu porn. Bowser don’t care.
MCDONALDS SECRET ALERT COOKIE TOTE ALERT! You want bakers dozen of lip smacking ass cracking melty gooey chocolate chip cookies? McDonalds has them, yes they do. Adam has the insider knowledge. Star Wars is here, and the guys are quasi pumped about it. Jon is not humble about his bundle troubles, and Adam adventures in a time. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! DID JON JUST SAY HE DONATED TO A KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN!?!
Wherein Jon really wants to become a private eye.
Jon and Adam talk about 2 things, fallout 4 and MST3K what a ffantasy to behold.