The Nintendo Switch came out, and because the game cards specifically have some sort of bittering agent on them, we absolutely had to lick them. And then lick everything.. Joycon to Joycon. This podcast is banned in 37 countries. Robots will care for us when we are old, McDonald’s says “Fuck it”, and so much more.
Jon decides to relieve the glory days of 2008-2009 of Rock Band gaming, TJ prepares to “Switch” to Nintendo’s new console, and Matt finds a classy joint that makes pop-tarts into haute cuisine.
Let’s talk about the Nintendo Switch, talking to bots, Twitch and Youtube drama, odd sexual fetishes, and a heck of a dang lot more. Melissaphilia is the hot new thang. Get your bee beards ready!
When you walk the mean streets of New Donk City like I do, you learn one thing. That the Nintendo Switch is going to be out on March 3rd in the US, and cost 299 USD. You think you have what it takes to survive the mean streets of NDC? You better come prepared with a pro controller and a joy con charging dock! Tell em’ pimp Bowser sent ya. Peace.
Jon, Matt, and TJ May or May Not would like you to most definitely not tweet #fucktheblacklash. Knock out two birds one cup by listening to this hot new ‘sode. Topics include podcast advertising and monetization, VR, Nintendo Switch predictions, and all of the hand injury stories you can stomach!
Some big stuff happened this week. Jon was in the room where it happened. Adam got strange. Matt worked on some tunes, and TJ tries to cope with the new world of NES scalpers that we live in. Get your powdered drink packets ready for snorting! We got a Koozie Korner, train anecdotes, and so much more this week!
The 300 FPS cat bowser dance is unsettling.. but I can’t look away. Bowser don’t care tho… Nintendo Switch chat, Rifftrax, ladies eating steak, bear meat, venison at arbys, and so much Waifu porn. Bowser don’t care.
Jon’s external HD has died! Hurrah! Also, we are recording on youtube live, which is beholden to #BigAds apparently. Nintendo announced some games for the 3ds, with the most Nintendo like limitations.
Those bears… disgusting. Jon has now bitten of the VR Apple, and the sweet sweet knowledge has flooded all over him. Matt buys a PC for his parental units, and Adam.. well.. you know. Watches some bad TV for some inexplicable reason, also, he is a dirty dub lover.
Some would say whole hog, I am not one of those people. Matt and Jon chat about e3 2016 and all of the awesome games coming out this fall and next year! Oh yeah, and we saw that Warcraft movie.