Watch out for that dragon yo. Star Wars came out, and Adam and Jon go on a spoiler free discussion of how they liked the film. The guys reminisce of gamecube games past, and Jon talks about his foray into the wild wooly world of VR. Jon again isn’t humble about his bundle troubles, but rocks a kickin’ butterball. Fuck Wil Wheaton.
MCDONALDS SECRET ALERT COOKIE TOTE ALERT! You want bakers dozen of lip smacking ass cracking melty gooey chocolate chip cookies? McDonalds has them, yes they do. Adam has the insider knowledge. Star Wars is here, and the guys are quasi pumped about it. Jon is not humble about his bundle troubles, and Adam adventures in a time. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! DID JON JUST SAY HE DONATED TO A KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN!?!
Look, Adam makes it pretty clear, you don’t want to get bit by the bot. … or that pesky rapscallion jar of jarbinks. Get stacking, and get your legs swole for a brand new episode!
Come on down to Tortuga Town, where Jon and Adam will talk your ears off about Star Wars, Jon’s new Frasier obsession, the excellent “Inside Out” picture, the classic “9 to 5” film, the not so excellent movie “Get Hard” and the merely o.k. film “She’s Having a Baby”. All that and a load of bricks. Jon gets real for a moment, and Adam talk about roommates and how to get ahead in life without trying.
Lantz, Adam and Jon ponder tiny houses for dwarfs, Star Wars inconsistencies, and how god damn terrible Darth Vader was at running the war. Han shot first, and Darth Vader is who is coming to dinner. Lantz takes the “Psychopath Test”, and the gang ponders how those mad scientist Russians are going to have our brains in robots by 2025.