Mercury is yet again out on assignment. Jon and Lantz are joined by Lauren. Lantz deletes facebook. They take the time to talk about racist and sexist people in their hometowns, as well as interesting experiences with doctors. Feel sorry for young little Lantz, I know I do.
You read it! Zach to the T to the B is in Tokyo Drift for some reason. He is also dating the sluttiest girl ever. Adam discusses his shucking and jiving life lessons. Jon uncovers deep dark secrets of Santa Claus, (yes, again) and Adam fears that things have gone a bit too far off track. Turns out Tokyo Drift is actually pretty watchable, and Little Bow Wow is still a very little person. Jon suspects that he contracted that webster virus. Maybe he was bit by a feral Gary Coleman.