The Terrorists have your wallet

This is a chat conversation that Adam and I had in 2006.  (Yes, my name was HybridRainbow11, I know.. yes I know…)

[18:04] HybridRainbow11: hey
[18:04] HybridRainbow11: I have your wallet in my car
[18:04] sherlockhamm: Oh
[18:05] sherlockhamm: That’s good
[18:05] HybridRainbow11: yeah
[18:05] HybridRainbow11: dued
[18:05] sherlockhamm: what
[18:08] HybridRainbow11: i have your wallet
[18:08] sherlockhamm: yeah
[18:08] sherlockhamm: that’s good
[18:10] HybridRainbow11: yeah
[18:10] HybridRainbow11: dued
[18:10] sherlockhamm: what
[18:10] HybridRainbow11: i have your wallet
[18:10] sherlockhamm: yeah
[18:10] sherlockhamm: that’s good
[18:10] HybridRainbow11: yeah
[18:10] HybridRainbow11: dued
[18:10] sherlockhamm: what
[18:11] HybridRainbow11: I have your wallet
[18:11] sherlockhamm: yeah
[18:11] sherlockhamm: that’s good
[18:11] HybridRainbow11: yeah
[18:11] HybridRainbow11: dued
[18:11] sherlockhamm: what
[18:12] HybridRainbow11: i have your wallet
[18:12] sherlockhamm: yeah
[18:12] sherlockhamm: that’s good
[18:12] HybridRainbow11: yeah dued
[18:12] sherlockhamm: what
[18:12] HybridRainbow11: THE TERRORISTS HAVE YOUR WALLET!
[18:12] sherlockhamm: no
[18:12] sherlockhamm: that’s bad
[18:12] HybridRainbow11: yeah
[18:12] HybridRainbow11: dued
[18:12] sherlockhamm: what
[18:13] HybridRainbow11: THEY ARE USING YOUR STUDENT ID TO CHECK OUT TERRORISTY BOOKS!
[18:13] sherlockhamm: no
[18:13] sherlockhamm: that’s bad
[18:13] HybridRainbow11: AND THE GOVERNMENT CAN CHECK THOSE RECORDS
[18:13] HybridRainbow11: AND THEY WILL THINK THAT YOU ARE A TERRORIST
[18:13] sherlockhamm: no
[18:13] sherlockhamm: that’s bad
[18:13] HybridRainbow11: CAUSE YOU HAVE A BEARD
[18:14] HybridRainbow11: AND ALL TERRORISTS HAVE BEARDS AND LIVE IN HERMIT LIKE CAVES
[18:14] sherlockhamm: true
[18:14] HybridRainbow11: YOU HAVE A HERMIT LIKE DWELLING
[18:14] sherlockhamm: true
[18:14] HybridRainbow11: yeah
[18:14] HybridRainbow11: dued
[18:14] sherlockhamm: what
[18:15] HybridRainbow11: I don’t have your wallet
[18:15] sherlockhamm: no
[18:15] sherlockhamm: that’s bad
[18:15] HybridRainbow11: THEY HELD ME HOSTAGE AND MADE ME READ PRO ISLAMIC STATEMENTS OR ELSE THEY WOULD BEHEAD YOUR WALLET
[18:16] sherlockhamm: dude
[18:16] sherlockhamm: my wallet wasn’t worth it
[18:16] HybridRainbow11: BUT THEN TOM CRUISE CAME AND RESCUED ME ON A STARSHIP, BUT HE WOULDN’T LET ME SEE XENU CAUSE HE IS A CUNT
[18:17] sherlockhamm: the cunt
[18:17] HybridRainbow11: YOUR WALLET SUSTAINED MINOR ABRASIONS
[18:17] sherlockhamm: nooo
[18:17] HybridRainbow11: TO ITS LATISSIMUS DORSI
[18:17] sherlockhamm: better than it’s gluteus maximus
[18:17] HybridRainbow11: AFTER # HOURS OF CPR I REVIVED IT
[18:17] HybridRainbow11: # = THE COOL WAY OF SAYING 3
[18:18] sherlockhamm: thank you for mouthing my wallet
[18:18] HybridRainbow11: SO THERE
[18:18] HybridRainbow11: he will never walk again I am afraid
[18:18] sherlockhamm: That’s okay
[18:18] sherlockhamm: I’ll just carry him everywhere
[18:18] HybridRainbow11: just before he lost conciousness, he told me that he loved you
[18:19] sherlockhamm: I love him too
[18:19] HybridRainbow11: in a platonic way?
[18:19] sherlockhamm: and all the little material wealth he represents
[18:19] sherlockhamm: strictly platonic
[18:19] HybridRainbow11: Ohh my, he will be devastated

Thanks to 401k 2012 for the image