Man, can I get a look at that Zune? I want one SOO BAD. You can download and watch episodes of MTV’s Jackass on that thing? So cool. I need one of those.
Author: Jon_Danger
Ever feel like you just can’t get ahead? Fighting for others over scraps? Pushing and pulling yourself to get on top, but you never can? That is capitalism, that is the bucket. Fuck the bucket.
If you ever want to know about anyone, just check them out on wikipedia and ctrl+f “allegations”. Simple, easy, you will thank me later. That is all, hail saint death.
It is so easy to be woke. All you have to do is infer progressive politics and ideals, without actually physically showing any of those things. Yaaskween so woke, Disney so woke, Marvel so woke.
The name of a cool new grunge-wave indie band, or something more sinister? You decide.
The hawk man is back. Will you be able to be a protagonist worthy of the alien god, Anthony Hawk? Will you get into trouble in Europe? What is Chad Muska doing now anyway?
Money ruins people. Never trust a rich person. Always beware of an erect recess, and those people who only watch college basketball. Also, Black Lives Matter.
The synth is pumping, the Batman is Pattinson, the Riddler is Jigsaw, and the scene is Miami 1984. This is the Batman movie that we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
If you want nut.com, you better have some serious dough to hand over. Nut.net seems much more affordable. If you pick up one of those domains, maybe then your Senpai will notice you. Good Luck!
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