The gang talks about comfort TV, working at a Pizza Inn, some small town google reviews, TJ bites a can, Jon rants about Quibi, and we all hate on Roseanne. This is part one of the Bite Book Club (BBC) for Avatar: the Last Airbender (Episodes 1-5)
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Matt has his gamer chair, TJ is toothless, and Jon wants a big boy chair to call his own. We attempt to navigate the pandemic ravaged online shopping sites, and talk a little world of warcraft classic too.
You want some hot wet Mcdonalds? Well, we tried it so you don’t have to. We also dip our toes into the insane world of the cereal mascot cinematic universe. Hold on to your bussy and tune on in!
Does your cheesecake clap? Is it thicc enough? You could make a cheesecake in a rice cooker, or you could make a McMiracle.
Do you have 1200 dollars in bitcoin? Then your self pleasure video will be sent to 5 random contacts unless you pay us. This is definitely real.
Well, we are all working from home now. How many of us are drinking from home too?
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Wandersday 27 May 2020
I need to write more. Fuck, really. I stopped for way too long and it sucks. I wanted to do a weekly column for a while, but for some reason, I never really started. We are all cooped up now for the forseeable future, so here goes. This is the first of hopefully many.
Dude, if you hate your girlfriend, just say it. If you are more interested in Cinderella than your significant other, you might not be a Disney couple.
Those bears ain’t right. Jon over-analyzes the plot structure of secret life of pets 2, we update everyone on our ‘rona status, and we communicate with the great country of Canada about the before-times and youtube algorithms.
Well, 1 week into the national quarantine, and things are already getting pretty hairy. We discuss what makes an essential business actually, as well as what can be turned into soft serve. Please don’t cough into your games cases before trading them into gamestop, I beg of you.