Bowsette has got it goin’ on. For some reason talk of Mario morphs into talk of italian food. We give more advice to the woebegone Yahoo answers crowd, and Jon details a car pranking scheme. TJ talks about pee goats, and Matt learns about how awesome drinking turpentine is. Lock your chompette in her kennel and listen to this episode RIGHT NOW!
Jon feels guilty for flaking on a friend, TJ is employed, and Matt has completed his podcast homework. We discuss ancient walmart finds, chainsaw usage, west of loathing, nextdoor posts, mosquitos going crazy, and haunted nursery rhyme music. TJ also starts up a new relationship advice answers section, all that and more un-safety advice this week!
TJ completes a lengthy quest on Twitch. Jon brings back an old segment, and tasks his co-hosts with homework assignments. NBA 2k19 is played, Matt’s sleep schedule is tested, and Jon is a puppy dad. Warm up the hot stove, take off your pants in front of strangers and tune in now!
This week we talk about sports. Jon is having a football related meltdown, and Matt has sampled one of the greatest children’s sports movies of all time. We look through the massive amount of children’s sports movies of the mid 90’s, and talk about NBA 2k19 monetization, TJ’s job hunt, and we hear some stories of things that actually happened on reddit.
Matt has returned from Iceland, with many stories from the land of the penis museum and Robbie Rotten. TJ counts down the most toxic fanbases, Jon watches liveleak live, and we visit his neighborhood. Also, beware of white supremacist mario, he is a bad egg.
Spanky and Euan from the “While Away” podcast join TJ and I for a Mattless episode of this show. We talk casinos, memes, teen titans, emulators, kingdom hearts, disenchantment, cloak and dagger, and a Penguin’s Memory. Plenty to unpack there.
Tallywhacker, donger, bait and tackle, twig and berries, johnsons, units, dingle-dang, schlong … the internet is full of them. TJ has seen too much. Airshow disasters, Iceland, and old sears catalogs, this episode is chock full with all of the above.
We decide it is time to #cancelwhitepeople and #freetj This week’s free-wheelin -sode discusses quitting retail, racism, tanacon, shifty labor propositions, mission creep, weddings, card quest, and things that definitely actually happened.
Jon has a new mouse, and a new dog. Things are pretty crazy. TJ has his car broken in to, and he breaks in to a new anime series. Matt is deep into gaming with his new controller, and has some thoughts on Hollow Knight. Get your Sears Wishbook out, get a grip, and listen to this week’s Born in the Eighties.
TJ is in pain, Matt is making music and pondering fish farts, and Jon has a new puppy and is very tired. Don’t let a cloud eat you, don’t James Gunn yourself, delete twitter and support your public library!