Author: Jon_Danger
Jon and Adam reminisce about a trip to boulder, Matt attempts to keep his body ready for the singularity, and TJ attempts to live out his hoop dreams. Witcherin’, lame superpowers, indestructable tardigrades, anime corner, koozie, and so much more jam packed into this week’s edition of the BITEcast.
Jon solves computergate 2.0 in time to play some Rimworld and goes through a rundown of America’s lewdest town names. TJ has phone insurance, and advocates for the devil. Matt tracks his slumber and ponders the power of our new youtube heroes.
Yeah, nobody was really on point for this one. TJ was having connection issues, and got Jon re-addicted to flash games. Matt continues to click cookies, and research raptors that take down drones. Jon solves computergate 2.0 promptly and goes down the liveleak hole again.
The prodigal Hamm returns. Grab your Deku Tree shaped bongs and gather round! Jon’s computer troubles escalate, Matt hates headphone jacks, TJ has been driven to the dark side by Jon, and Adam ain’t afraid of no ghosts.
Jon’s external HD has died! Hurrah! Also, we are recording on youtube live, which is beholden to #BigAds apparently. Nintendo announced some games for the 3ds, with the most Nintendo like limitations.
They really are dedicated to their craft. You have to give them that. #BeaBITER and listen to this week’s episode. Matt explores the ocean of ABZU, Jon goes to horse island, and T.J. stands for Toejam (and Earl). Jon rants about poetry, and thing get a bit.. furry. #Hackthemenu #BITEPOWER
Have you been to the DPRK bro? It is totally rad, they got this bomb-ass waterpark, and some totes gnarls waves brah! They think my white guy dreds are funny looking? Who would have thought? I just want to show people the nice side of North Korea. Make surf not war bro!
Patch notes can be pretty important, TJ, Matt and Jon decide to go over Dwarf Fortress’ most interesting ones. Crystal Pepsi tasting, stranger things, gas leaks, meme olympics and No Man’s Sky. Also, ABSOLUTELY NO MORE AERIAL BIRTHS! Also, Jon will not suffer Brazilian Ignorance.
We, apparently, are all going to die. Come find out the horrible horrible ways the world will end. We get seriously Roland Emmerich up in here.