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Born in the Eighties Podcasts

Born in the Eighties 3: French Canada, I thought you were freaky!

Outfitted in the finest new recording equipment that tax return money could buy, our 2 intrepid 80’s-nauts decide to peruse the news.  Pudgy men are paid to belly flop for a living, women hide illicit substances in odd places, and french canada refuses to be freaky.  Anita Sayed responds to our request for love with a caps lock infested letter from a local bank.  All this in more in Born in the Eighties 3rd outing.  Download links and show notes available after the break.

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Born in the Eighties Podcasts

Born in the Eighties 2: David Tennant Squashing 3 Small French Bulldogs

In this episode, Atlantis is discovered, and we find out that Mrs Neptunia is a bit of a Bitch with a capital B.  Mercury causes the death of thousands of puppies, unwittingly.  Cock shotguns are invented and distribution of such weapons is foiled by the police.  We also reply to Miss Anita Sayed.  Links and much more after the break.

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Born in the Eighties Podcasts

Born in the Eighties 1: Lustfully yours, Miss Anita Sayed

Our intrepid heroes wax philosophical about Jake Lloyd spinning mad yo-yos, the Sherlock Hamm detective agency, and the un-importance of “stinking badges”.  90’s dog makes his skateboarding appearance, as well as Dave Coulier and Jack Ching, Bada Bing the jackalope.  Stay tuned to the end for our first ever reader email!  Embedded player and download links after the break…

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Born in the Eighties Podcasts

Born in the Eighties 0: Inceptupon, you are the worst transformer

This is the inaugural episode of Born in the Eigthes. Originally recorded in December of 2010, I finally got off of my lazy ass to put this thing together. This is “patient zero” if you will, of a show I do with my best friend, every week. Think of it as if you were a fly on the wall of a room full of 2 people talking about complete bullshit, but since you are a fly, you don’t see that spider crawling behind you, and you are devoured. That is Born in the Eighties in a Nutshell.

Episode Links, and embedded flash player after the jump.

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Internet Masterpiece Theatre

Internet Masterpiece Theatre Edition 008

After a long hiatus, and just in time for the holidays, we return to another edition of Internet Masterpiece Theatre. Gather round the fire with your loved ones, and listen to the tale of lust, betrayal and addiction in the world of Sonic the Hedgehog. Listen to this harrowing tale, after the break

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Internet Masterpiece Theatre Podcasts

Internet Masterpiece Theatre Edition 007 – Microsoft Press Event

In this week’s episode we take a look at the reactions to the microsoft press event in the NeoGAF forums. Inanity and unintentional hilarity results. The podcast and links can be found after the break. Expect more E3 coverage as the week continues.

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Writing

What is that Blue thing Doing Here?

Hey, as part of a monthly writing assignment, I am going to be doing what I do best, and that is writing scenes.  These excercises can be found here, feel free to join in!  Here is the first one I have cooked up for May.  It is based off of a song title from the “They Might be Giants” album Apollo 18.  You can read the scene after the break.  Let me know what you think.

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Internet Masterpiece Theatre

Internet Masterpiece Theatre Edition 006

Greetings, I am Gerard Pilkington, your host.  This week, we take a break from Youtube comments to visit the website “Avatar Forums”.  2 of my most favorite and well known actors will join us for this dramatic reading of Avatar love poetry.

Enjoy. (Audio after the jump)

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For Your Entertainment

The Ballad of Detective. Poochinski

This is probably the best thing you will see all decade. Sorry to ruin the next 10 years for you so early.

Peter Boyle is a cop… who becomes a horrific looking dog puppet… or something. Sweet jesus, first Conangate, now this… NBC is officially awful.

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Gaming

Lego Star Wars Adventure Episode 001

Hot off of the Lara Croft Tomb raiding action, the gang continues to pound their way through any and every video game out there.  Join Jon “Danger” and Adam “Eagle Eyes” Hamm for the adventure of a lifetime.  I can promise that you will enjoy this video series more than watching the prequel movies, so sit down, gag your jar-jar binks sex slave, and get ready for some Star-action… lego-style.

Episode 001 Part 1

Parts 2-4 after the jump.