Born in the eighties, forged in the nineties, grown up in the 00s, in trouble in the 10’s, and feeling old in the 20’s
Those tall ladies got Jon thinkin… Bad Sonic Fanfic is read, TJ’s love of fidget spinners are discussed, and Matt is sitting scared in the bathroom of an abandoned building clutching his UMP0 somewhere in Russia? Wherever PUBG takes place, I guess.. it is Russia right?
Jon, Matt and TJ talk about the movies of the summer! But, before that, they find their favorite not quite properly licensed looney tunes shirts.
We chat about our various sleeping strategies, TJ grabs a computer dust to trip the light fantastic, and Matt is tentatively excited about the Owlchemy labs purchase by google.
More Melissaphilia minute! TJ brings us all down on his birthday, reminding us that death is all around us. Matt experiences the new MST3K season, and Jon rants about the Fyre festival for a bit. TJ also introduces our Patreon backed feature, the “Rom of the Month” Club.
Broken glass covered floors, clean meat covered robots, loot boxes oh my! Welcome our flesh covered metallic overlords.
Have you played the best SNES game of all time? Ready to get your experimental surgery on? “Switch” on this podcast to hear us complain about the NES Classic, the CS:GO community and much more. Matt lives, dies, then repeats, and TJ is all about that ice cream party!
We are all old. Jon’s back is disintegrating, TJ is yelling at cables, and Matt is pondering grown up things in podcast for adults. We say a bittersweet goodbye to the NES Classic Edition, we hardly knew ye.. wait.. we didn’t knew ye at all… Hello fellow kids! Snapchat! Dabbing! Bottle Flips! We are with it! Right?
Babs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Natalie Dormer.. all in the same google image results search… What a time to be alive.
Notch! We will be your friends. Feel free to call us any time. I would love a go on that candy room that you have in your house. I wonder if he is a good speller? TJ certainly was. Don’t get scammed by Scamazon prime. We say goodbye to Palmer, and discuss a top secret project.
A Juggalo reality TV show in the style of Survivor, Tila Tequila’s fuhrer furor, and Batman as a moody teen, all in this week’s Saturday Night BITE.