This is a blog where I talk about how fucked up my relationship with food is, and my current battle against both genetics and the processed food industry to be healthy.
Category: Writing
The Born in the Eighties gang put their considerable talent toward the literary arts.
The Creature
This is the script I wrote for the 2022 Bartell Ball Drop Blitz. Unfortunately due to Covid, the performance was cancelled, but I wanted to share the script I penned for a piece named “The Creature”
Wandersday 27 May 2020
I need to write more. Fuck, really. I stopped for way too long and it sucks. I wanted to do a weekly column for a while, but for some reason, I never really started. We are all cooped up now for the forseeable future, so here goes. This is the first of hopefully many.
Fear of Flying
Here is a post from an old blog I had running. Kind of an interesting story from my flight to London.
Voyage of the Damned
Here is a short play I wrote for the 2009 summer blitz at the bartell theatre in Madison, WI. The theme was “Malcom McDowell movies”, and we picked play titles out of a hat. I got “Voyage of the Damned” as my pick, as well as 2 male and 2 female characters. We were also supposed to have one character that would be portrayed by a “Mad Rolling Doll” roller derby skater. Try to guess what role she got below… it isn’t difficult. The whole experience was awesome, and they put on a great production. Read it below, in its entirety.
What is that Blue thing Doing Here?
Hey, as part of a monthly writing assignment, I am going to be doing what I do best, and that is writing scenes. These excercises can be found here, feel free to join in! Here is the first one I have cooked up for May. It is based off of a song title from the “They Might be Giants” album Apollo 18. You can read the scene after the break. Let me know what you think.