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Born in the Eighties 6: The Caveman Bus Driver Ruins Everything

This week Adam and Jon talk to their good friend and old roommate Lantz.  He is a funny person, and he adds his unique point of view to the stuck up and stuffy podcast that Adam and Jon run.  His new free-wheeling ways upset the establishment and he is thrown out for being too “real”.  But, banding together with his new pal Rowdy Roddy Piper, Lantz gets set to take over the airwaves with his own brand of realism.   Through a hilarious romp-ridden musical montage Lantz takes over the studio from the oppressors. Jon and Adam end up with pies in their faces, and a Tears for Fears song plays as the kids win!! Yay!  Also, Donkey Lips is still alive, I repeat, Donkey Lips is still alive.  Episode Player, Download Links and more after the break!

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Born in the Eighties 5: The Ghostly Visage of Babar’s Ghost

Join Jon and Adam, and their special guest Lauren!  Topics range from pizza dough formed from babies, Babar’s ghost, Alligator Slapping Machines, Glenn Beck leaving Fox News, Hipster Hitler, Drive by hick shootings, and Nazi’s infiltrating the US with make-up mirrors. Episode Links, player and downloads after the break.
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Born in the Eighties 4: Building a Sweet Bone Castle

Bone Pile in the Paris Catacombs

This week, our hosts are joined by a Mr. Tony Trout.  He was not born in the eighties, but his heart is in the right place.  France and its malodorousness are discussed, as well as a lot of pondering on languages in general.  Our hosts discuss their favorite on stage roles, and we get our very first listener email.  Embedded player,links, and info after the break.

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Born in the Eighties 3: French Canada, I thought you were freaky!

Outfitted in the finest new recording equipment that tax return money could buy, our 2 intrepid 80’s-nauts decide to peruse the news.  Pudgy men are paid to belly flop for a living, women hide illicit substances in odd places, and french canada refuses to be freaky.  Anita Sayed responds to our request for love with a caps lock infested letter from a local bank.  All this in more in Born in the Eighties 3rd outing.  Download links and show notes available after the break.

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Born in the Eighties 2: David Tennant Squashing 3 Small French Bulldogs

In this episode, Atlantis is discovered, and we find out that Mrs Neptunia is a bit of a Bitch with a capital B.  Mercury causes the death of thousands of puppies, unwittingly.  Cock shotguns are invented and distribution of such weapons is foiled by the police.  We also reply to Miss Anita Sayed.  Links and much more after the break.

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Born in the Eighties 1: Lustfully yours, Miss Anita Sayed

Our intrepid heroes wax philosophical about Jake Lloyd spinning mad yo-yos, the Sherlock Hamm detective agency, and the un-importance of “stinking badges”.  90’s dog makes his skateboarding appearance, as well as Dave Coulier and Jack Ching, Bada Bing the jackalope.  Stay tuned to the end for our first ever reader email!  Embedded player and download links after the break…

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Born in the Eighties 0: Inceptupon, you are the worst transformer

This is the inaugural episode of Born in the Eigthes. Originally recorded in December of 2010, I finally got off of my lazy ass to put this thing together. This is “patient zero” if you will, of a show I do with my best friend, every week. Think of it as if you were a fly on the wall of a room full of 2 people talking about complete bullshit, but since you are a fly, you don’t see that spider crawling behind you, and you are devoured. That is Born in the Eighties in a Nutshell.

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Internet Masterpiece Theatre Edition 008

After a long hiatus, and just in time for the holidays, we return to another edition of Internet Masterpiece Theatre. Gather round the fire with your loved ones, and listen to the tale of lust, betrayal and addiction in the world of Sonic the Hedgehog. Listen to this harrowing tale, after the break

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Internet Masterpiece Theatre Edition 007 – Microsoft Press Event

In this week’s episode we take a look at the reactions to the microsoft press event in the NeoGAF forums. Inanity and unintentional hilarity results. The podcast and links can be found after the break. Expect more E3 coverage as the week continues.

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What is that Blue thing Doing Here?

Hey, as part of a monthly writing assignment, I am going to be doing what I do best, and that is writing scenes.  These excercises can be found here, feel free to join in!  Here is the first one I have cooked up for May.  It is based off of a song title from the “They Might be Giants” album Apollo 18.  You can read the scene after the break.  Let me know what you think.

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