If you are gonna record a podcast, you better hit record first. Anyhoo, after Jon’s recording kerfuffle, we talk of dental procedures, malls of our childhood, Chinese Pepsi flavors, what streaming services we actually have and what is actually on them right now, and we time travel back to 2005 in Jon’s Xanga blog.
Looking for a place to live for a LOOOOOOOONG time? Zillow has you covered. Also, are milk pranks O.K.? One lactose intolerant person says YES!
Spanky refuses to talk to gamers, and the vibes in the World of Warcraft are all off. What isn’t off is those sweet subtle tomato vibes. Also, are you ready for your annual spousal evaluation report? I have a lot of notes…
The grapes had to escape torture devices, or be squashed. Is it possible to save crystal play doh? TJ has some melon crushers that you could use, if you need them. Also, if you are being filmed at a disc golf tournament, please belch as loudly and longly as you possibly can. Thanks.
If you eat too many pizza toppings, you are going to blow out your gamer chair.
There should be an AI for napkin folding designs right? Probably would be just as useful as chatGPT, or Bard, or whatever the hell Google or Microsoft are trying to shove into their search engines. Also, it sucks to be a third wheel, take the hint and go relax in a scented bath, bonus points if you can pet your service dog from the bathtub.
Matt asks for anime recommendations and Jon is almost too happy to oblige. Spanky considers the rules of a problematic age gap as we talk through some more of Reddit’s “Am I the Asshole”, and TJ hosts another edition of “Um, Actually!”. Who will win? Who will lose? Tune in to find out.
Everyone has an origin story
This guy wants to kick the coolest person out of their party.
This is a dilly of a pickle of an episode. We do some AITA guessing both equally funny and depressing. Discover the character “Hat Boy”, and not to trust paternity tests. TJ witnesses the circle of life unfold, and Jon saw a Star Wars movie, finally.