Man, according to that guy on youtube that has a really slick goatee, I need to have my gamer card revoked due to my infection with the woke mind virus. Sheesh. I thought I was a real gamer, but I guess not. Wokesters like us cannot be true gamers, even if we put over 50 hours a week into Morrowind.
Spanky refuses to talk to gamers, and the vibes in the World of Warcraft are all off. What isn’t off is those sweet subtle tomato vibes. Also, are you ready for your annual spousal evaluation report? I have a lot of notes…
Do you wanna Fanta? Jon is disappointed he cannot consume misery. We all lament gamers in general, as well as expensive vacations. Maybe we just need to Git Gud? Or maybe we all need to become old man wrestlers.