More Melissaphilia minute! TJ brings us all down on his birthday, reminding us that death is all around us. Matt experiences the new MST3K season, and Jon rants about the Fyre festival for a bit. TJ also introduces our Patreon backed feature, the “Rom of the Month” Club.
Have you played the best SNES game of all time? Ready to get your experimental surgery on? “Switch” on this podcast to hear us complain about the NES Classic, the CS:GO community and much more. Matt lives, dies, then repeats, and TJ is all about that ice cream party!
You want to talk about Nuts? We get Nuts.
The Nintendo Switch came out, and because the game cards specifically have some sort of bittering agent on them, we absolutely had to lick them. And then lick everything.. Joycon to Joycon. This podcast is banned in 37 countries. Robots will care for us when we are old, McDonald’s says “Fuck it”, and so much more.
Jon decides to relieve the glory days of 2008-2009 of Rock Band gaming, TJ prepares to “Switch” to Nintendo’s new console, and Matt finds a classy joint that makes pop-tarts into haute cuisine.
Let’s talk about the Nintendo Switch, talking to bots, Twitch and Youtube drama, odd sexual fetishes, and a heck of a dang lot more. Melissaphilia is the hot new thang. Get your bee beards ready!
When you walk the mean streets of New Donk City like I do, you learn one thing. That the Nintendo Switch is going to be out on March 3rd in the US, and cost 299 USD. You think you have what it takes to survive the mean streets of NDC? You better come prepared with a pro controller and a joy con charging dock! Tell em’ pimp Bowser sent ya. Peace.
Jon, Matt, and TJ May or May Not would like you to most definitely not tweet #fucktheblacklash. Knock out two birds one cup by listening to this hot new ‘sode. Topics include podcast advertising and monetization, VR, Nintendo Switch predictions, and all of the hand injury stories you can stomach!
Some big stuff happened this week. Jon was in the room where it happened. Adam got strange. Matt worked on some tunes, and TJ tries to cope with the new world of NES scalpers that we live in. Get your powdered drink packets ready for snorting! We got a Koozie Korner, train anecdotes, and so much more this week!
The 300 FPS cat bowser dance is unsettling.. but I can’t look away. Bowser don’t care tho… Nintendo Switch chat, Rifftrax, ladies eating steak, bear meat, venison at arbys, and so much Waifu porn. Bowser don’t care.