Ken would probably join the union right? I would hope so, or Ron Perlman might burn his house down. Those giant enemy crabs look great in HD though right? Maybe you could mod your 3ds to play whatever game that reference is from? It has to be easier than assembling a salad right? Before we start, say it with me now, RIIIIDGGEEE RAACCCCEEEERRR!!!!
TJ takes his family into the wild wild wilderness, Spanky hates youtube, Matt ponders what alimony is, and Jon wonders about the ethics of consuming “furries”. All that and we play another round of “Um Actually”.
We have to DISRUPT the paradigm of podcasting. We Millennials four will judge our peers, and judge them harshly. We will also attempt to make this one “hearable”, as long as TJ just THINKS for once in his life.
Why does everyone have to turn their hobby into a side hustle? I just want some .stl’s man. We delve into the BITE archives and chat some history, as well as worry about the kids vlogging. Jon spills like half a bottle of gatorade on his desk, and TJ attempts to save a bird. We also talk about the Playstation Summer Games Event.
The grapes had to escape torture devices, or be squashed. Is it possible to save crystal play doh? TJ has some melon crushers that you could use, if you need them. Also, if you are being filmed at a disc golf tournament, please belch as loudly and longly as you possibly can. Thanks.
Maybe that is why the kakes are so tasty? Hmm? You have a lot to answer for Tastykake, and I am not letting you off the hook either Little Debbie.
When I experiment in the kitchen, it always ends up making faux-healthy expensive soda alternatives. I don’t know about you.
This is the script I wrote for the 2022 Bartell Ball Drop Blitz. Unfortunately due to Covid, the performance was cancelled, but I wanted to share the script I penned for a piece named “The Creature”
If you eat too many pizza toppings, you are going to blow out your gamer chair.
There should be an AI for napkin folding designs right? Probably would be just as useful as chatGPT, or Bard, or whatever the hell Google or Microsoft are trying to shove into their search engines. Also, it sucks to be a third wheel, take the hint and go relax in a scented bath, bonus points if you can pet your service dog from the bathtub.