Jon’s AT&T fiber went out for a long weekend, and that was not a pleasant time. TJ brings up the Mtn Dew spreadsheet rankings for our perusal, and something weird is afoot in the Buffalo Wild Wings subreddit. We will also educate you on “Pig Butchering” scams and how to avoid them.
TJ, Jon and Lauren travel to the great state of Missouri (Misery) to visit Spanky and sample the various mountain dews of the country. We see sharks, get hopped up on donkey sauce, throw out our voices shouting at “Gambler” and lived to tell the tale. There was truly too much Dew.
Nothing is more refreshing than a Hot Car Soda. If you want to ruin your life, drink a poisonous melon soda. Otherwise sit back and enjoy listening to Jon slowly die from poisoning over this episode.
TJ will be your sodamelier this evening. Can I suggest the Mtn. Dew Ice as a fine pairing with your Evangelion on Netflix watching experience? To deal with the news of Nintendo’s settlement with the ROM websites, may I suggest a vintage Pepsi Holiday Spice? For dealing with a broken Blue Yeti Mic mid-recording, you’ll need some of the strong stuff, can I suggest an imported Filipino Pepsi Blue?