The name of a cool new grunge-wave indie band, or something more sinister? You decide.
Category: Born in the Eighties
Born in the eighties, forged in the nineties, grown up in the 00s, in trouble in the 10’s, and feeling old in the 20’s
The hawk man is back. Will you be able to be a protagonist worthy of the alien god, Anthony Hawk? Will you get into trouble in Europe? What is Chad Muska doing now anyway?
Money ruins people. Never trust a rich person. Always beware of an erect recess, and those people who only watch college basketball. Also, Black Lives Matter.
The synth is pumping, the Batman is Pattinson, the Riddler is Jigsaw, and the scene is Miami 1984. This is the Batman movie that we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
If you want nut.com, you better have some serious dough to hand over. Nut.net seems much more affordable. If you pick up one of those domains, maybe then your Senpai will notice you. Good Luck!
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Would you poo in the Subaru? Even if dad asks? We fuck around with snapchat filters far too much, talk about… tributes, tik tok, and whole lot more.
TJ is job hunting, Jon dreams of his own private arcade, Matt asks you please not to fuck with fairies, and Spanky continues to be a proud homeowner. Let’s kill the moon together!
What the hell is going on in Wyoming? This is like watching a car chase live on televison. It is so scary but you can’t look away, and you hope that nobody gets hurt.
Psst. Hey buddy, I got a great investment for ya. 2 words… Soup Tube. Imagine it… clam chowder running under the city streets, piping hot directly to your home. Can I interest you in a subscription?