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Look, we are all geriatric millennials here. We got kids or got friends with kids. It is tough to find time to hang out sometimes. It is also tough because our significant others keep EATING OUR FOOD! Jon and Spanky battle it out in “Um, Actually!” and we talk about Mastodon a whole heck-ton.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them interrupt Thanksgiving dinner, for the best of reasons, and they are definitely not the asshole. Jon saw Mercury’s burlesque show, TJ hosts another edition of “Um Actually” and we are all confused over what happened with Matthew Broderick in Ireland in the 80’s.
The internet sucks Elon Musk is ruining Twitter (even more than we could have imagined) and we need to go back. Back to a time when the internet was good. Wait.. was the internet ever good?
Man, maybe we should move to Ecuador huh? I mean, the plumbing is shit, but you know how much we love a bidet! Twitter continues to implode, and we have a post elections breakdown of how crappy our country will be for the next 2 years. Hooray!
Look, when things need to get done, you gotta hammer on that x button. We discuss the popularity rankings of slashfiction, what companies made money from the Nazis, and how to talk to the police! We also comment on what appears to be the beginning of the end of Twitter. Man.. PS2 era games were wild…
You gotta keep your piers healthy. Barnacles, seaweed, moss, so many things can be unhealthy for your pier.
Nothing is more refreshing than a Hot Car Soda. If you want to ruin your life, drink a poisonous melon soda. Otherwise sit back and enjoy listening to Jon slowly die from poisoning over this episode.
Yeah, I know that harboring large amounts of radioactive material is not on the lease agreement.. but yeah, you are evicted.
Join the polycule! We discuss bidets, last night in soho, the house of the dragon, the orville, for all mankind, potato preparation, sandman, the current marketing problem with the term “swingers” and we personally forgive eachother for having student loans.
This is a dilly of a pickle of an episode. We do some AITA guessing both equally funny and depressing. Discover the character “Hat Boy”, and not to trust paternity tests. TJ witnesses the circle of life unfold, and Jon saw a Star Wars movie, finally.