Well well well… look who decided to come back? Someone who has a potato for a microphone, but we love him anyhow. Topics range from animated faves, to Xanga blog raves.
Yeah, I was on the Varsity DOTA2 squad. Check out my letterman jacket. Man, I would have been so into esports in High School. Instead I was likely saying very ignorant things while playing CS 1.6, Team Fortress and Tribes. Well, it was a different time after all.
If you are gonna record a podcast, you better hit record first. Anyhoo, after Jon’s recording kerfuffle, we talk of dental procedures, malls of our childhood, Chinese Pepsi flavors, what streaming services we actually have and what is actually on them right now, and we time travel back to 2005 in Jon’s Xanga blog.
Whoa. Cringe dude. Just keep on keepin on my friend, and don’t think about the super embarrassing blogs you used to read, and the super personal stuff you used to post about. 2005 was a different time man…
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Let’s get physical… physical, I wanna get physical physical…. media.
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Buckle up folks, we got a long one. 5 hundo eps. Crazy. We bring back a blast from the past, our friend, Mercury Stardust. She regales us with tales of her book tour and crazy tiktok life. Quizbot grills mercury with the hard hitting questions, and we all wonder if Jon will accidentally deadname his guest? Tune in to find out! Thanks so much for listening for 500 episodes, here is to 500 more!
TJ has some stories from the hospital about how he lost a bit of weight… surgically. We also talk about how Trucks are dumb, and try to out-interrupt each other in a game of Um… Actually.
Spanky refuses to talk to gamers, and the vibes in the World of Warcraft are all off. What isn’t off is those sweet subtle tomato vibes. Also, are you ready for your annual spousal evaluation report? I have a lot of notes…