Look, we are all geriatric millennials here. We got kids or got friends with kids. It is tough to find time to hang out sometimes. It is also tough because our significant others keep EATING OUR FOOD! Jon and Spanky battle it out in “Um, Actually!” and we talk about Mastodon a whole heck-ton.
The internet sucks Elon Musk is ruining Twitter (even more than we could have imagined) and we need to go back. Back to a time when the internet was good. Wait.. was the internet ever good?
Man, maybe we should move to Ecuador huh? I mean, the plumbing is shit, but you know how much we love a bidet! Twitter continues to implode, and we have a post elections breakdown of how crappy our country will be for the next 2 years. Hooray!