Mercury returns from an apparently excitingly mundane class reunion. Jon checks up on Mercury’s criminal record. Jon and Mercury discuss the comedy open mic they attended, and guess what? Mercury has more car problems. Lantz bestows upon our ears the light and the glory that is David Lee Roth’s vocal stylings, sans guitar. Everyone is real tired, and Jon happens upon the magic that is online soundboards. Forgive him… please.
Jon questions the plot of the “The Santa Clause” movie, and how Randy Savage would have made an awesome Santa Claus. We also discuss how all of Arnold’s bastard children begin their transformation at age 10, and how it is very similar to the movie “Teen Wolf”. Hulk Hogan’s Heroes get the better of Colonel Klink once again! It is a felony to photograph whale raping parties. Our two plucky hosts contemplate how the rapture will go down, and how it is fucked up to confess spanking it to some old dude in a robe. Kirk Cameron makes a deal with the devil, and ponders getting the extended warranty. Adam also considers how cool it would be to become a demon, though toiling away at Foxconn for a year sounds unpleasant to him.