Don’t call me a barback, even thought it would look good on my resume. Billy likes to drink, Billy cannot hold his liquor. I still like Billy, Lantz does not. Billy is doing fine now. The second half of this one is a bit darker than the first. You have been warned. Who is the man on the floor really?
Mercury returns from an apparently excitingly mundane class reunion. Jon checks up on Mercury’s criminal record. Jon and Mercury discuss the comedy open mic they attended, and guess what? Mercury has more car problems. Lantz bestows upon our ears the light and the glory that is David Lee Roth’s vocal stylings, sans guitar. Everyone is real tired, and Jon happens upon the magic that is online soundboards. Forgive him… please.